Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Why Indian Students are Disliked Abroad....

It was the first day of a school in the USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramaniam entered the fourth grade.
The female teacher said, " Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said Give me Liberty or Give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up. " Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good. Who said Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except for Chandrasekhar, " Abraham Lincoln, 1863", said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, " Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper..." F___ the Indians"
"Who said that?, she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up, " General Custer, 1862"
At this point a student in the back said, " I'm gonna puke..."
The teacher glared around and asked," Alright! Now, who said that...?"
Again Chandrasekhar said, " George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991"
Now furious, another student yelled, " Oh yeah? Suck this...."
Chandrasekhar jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher, " Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, " You, little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you......"
Chandrasekhar frantically yelled at the top of his voice, " Micheal Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.."
The teacher fainted! And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, " Oh shit!...we're screwed...."
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, " I think it was the Lehman Brothers, November 4th, 2008..."
- this was forwarded to pakdokter by pakAli Ariffin -

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